1. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" One little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shalt not kill."
2.The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael; he's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's dead."
3.The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
which one is your favorite?
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Number one...very clever!
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That's tough - I like them all, but I'd have to say #3 is my favorite.
PS: There is a picture of you and your family with Jeff's family (I think) in the slideshow and you look so great!
I love #2 that is hysterical.
The third one! They all had me laughing but, that was my favorite.
those are all funny, but i like #3 the best. i definitely want to try your favorite restaurant! yummy!
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